fuckyeahjanetmcteer:

Circa 1980s.

fuckyeahjanetmcteer:

Circa 1980s.

the-great-switcheroo:

dontcrosscross:

renkris:

Names that watercraft should never be given.

would def not trust the ophelia with my life

This^ :)))

the-great-switcheroo:

dontcrosscross:

renkris:

Names that watercraft should never be given.

would def not trust the ophelia with my life

This^ :)))

dr-hoffmansdrink:

For so many years I laughed, I cried and screamed of joy… only because of you, Helena. I barely remember the first time I saw you, the first time I listened to your wonderful voice, but I’m pretty sure it was a magical moment. You teached me so many things. Now I’m not afraid of being who I am, I’m not afraid of being imperfect, because it’s just underrated. I have never loved an actress as much as I love you. I don’t know, it’s just different with you, you’re different and that’s what makes me like you; you’re not just another british actress, you’re Helena Bonham Carter, the woman that says bovine, the queen that inspires us to move on and be ourselves!

Oh, how I wish I could be with you and say all this face to face…

One day, who knows?… Every fan has dreams that come true. And I’m an helenaist and proud!!

Have a super fantastic wonderful and magnificent birthday, honey!

tudorcostume:

Anne Boleyn’s Black Gown (A Man for All Seasons, 1966)

slippingandsliding:

I just happened to be watching the Gryffindor Tower deleted scene from The Prisoner of Azkaban and noticed that Sir Cadogan seemed to be getting a wee bit frisky with a certain portrait. Now I’ve never given it much thought during previous viewings but I hadn’t been on the Harry Potter Studio Tour then. Now according the the tour, the portrait of the young woman in red robes and black hair is a young McGonagall. I feel fairly sure the portrait in the deleted scene is the same one as in the still pictures I took from the tour with the difference being the missing window and cat. I mean it looks pretty damn similar, right?

Minerva McGonagall, what were you doing with that knight? and why is non portrait Minvera not scolding something about “unhand me”, lol.

What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
poignantperfume:

I am a Woman in My Prime by ~Cairisti
a-bit-doolally:

Oooh. Would you look at those cheek bones? And the red hair? And I love the colour scheme in this photo so much. JFC, Maggie. 
As of late, I find myself reduced to ‘ooh’s and ‘aah’s, where Maggie is concerned. slippingandsliding, you’re entirely to blame for that.

a-bit-doolally:

Oooh. Would you look at those cheek bones? And the red hair? And I love the colour scheme in this photo so much. JFC, Maggie. 

As of late, I find myself reduced to ‘ooh’s and ‘aah’s, where Maggie is concerned. slippingandsliding, you’re entirely to blame for that.

a-bit-doolally:

Oh.Em.Gee. The first and last… When were these taken? 

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livingquirk:

My love for Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp’s side by side work in Tim Burton Films! enjoy!